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Thursday Thirteen – Thirteen Things You Didn’t Know, or Want to Know About 80′s Rock Stars

Rock Stars is a look back and forward with the glam metal singers from the eighties. Accompanied by illustrations of each singer, Rock Stars takes a tongue and cheek look at both the careers and music created during this time.

Twenty-eight mini-profiles detailing strengths, weaknesses, and X factors ranging from Kip Winger’s hair, David Lee Roth’s use of the microphone, to Bret Michaels reality series comeback. Think Behind The Music on cocaine.

Thursday 13: Thirteen things you didn’t know, or want to know, about eighties Rock Stars by David S. Grant

1. Despite his karate kicks and microphone stand moves, David Coverdale (Whitesnake) is NOT a ninja.

2. On the subject of Whitesnake, Tawny Kitaen’s 80’s hair band debut was not simulating sex on David Coverdale’s car, but rather the girl crawling out of the cellar on the cover of Ratt’s Out of The Cellar album.

3. Van Halen’s video for “Jump” cost only $500. David Lee Roth claims $450 was spent on beer.

4. The video for Poison’s “Talk Dirty to Me” cost $5000. I’m assuming $4,950 went toward lipstick and bandanas.

5. Sammy Hagar (Van Halen) manufactures his own tequila; it’s called Cabo Wabo Tequila.

6. Ironic? Jani Lane (Warrant) recently had a warrant issued when he didn’t show for a court date.

7. Bon Scott’s (AC/DC) official cause of death was “Death by Misadventure”.

8. Despite rumors, it is untrue that Kip Winger (Winger) had to go to rehab to learn how to button his shirt.

9. Ozzy Osbourne is the only person in the universe to play the role of Mad Scientist, Werewolf, and Executioner, all in the same video.

10. Steven Tyler (Aerosmith) starred on an episode of Two and Half Men. This actually happened; Tyler and Charlie Sheen together, breaking the record for number of rehab stints on a sitcom.

11. After a dozen viewings, it is still unclear to me, but Jon Bon Jovi (Bon Jovi) is wearing either leggings or bandanas around his ankles in the video “Runaway”.

12. Sebastian Bach (Skid Row), may be the first person to go on Celebrity Fit Club and create a diet primarily based on red wine.

13. Gene Simmons (Kiss) has marketed the Kiss brand from classic action figures to lunch boxes to everything in between. The “in between” includes a Kiss coffin.

About the Author:

David S. Grant was born in West Allis, WI. He is the author of Corporate Porn, Bleach|Blackout, The Last Breakfast, Happy Hour, Hollywood Ending, and short story collection Emotionless Souls. David lives and works in New York City where he continues to bang his head to the glam gods of the eighties.

You can find David online at http://www.davidsgrant.comand the book’s website at www.rockstarbooks.net

Thursday Thirteen – Thirteen Quotes from Writers

 

 

 

 

The truth test of a first rate mind is the ability to hold two contradictory ideas at the same time.

 

F. Scott Fitzgerald (1896-1940), Writer

 

 

Questions are never indiscreet. Answers sometimes are.

 

Oscar Wilde (1854-1900), Writer

 

 

It is an endless and frivolous pursuit to act by any other rule than the care of satisfying our own minds in what we do.

 

Richard Steele (1672-1729), Writer

 

 

It’s never too late to be who you might have been.

 

George Elliot (1819-1880), Writer

 

 

The bitterest tears shed over graves are for words left unsaid and deeds left undone.

 

Harriet Beecher Stowe (1811-1896), Writer

 

 

Make the most of yourself, for that is all there is of you.

 

Ralph Waldo Emerson (1803-1882), Writer

 

 

Call it a clan, call it a network, call it a tribe, call it a family. Whatever you call it, whoever you are, you need one.

 

Jane Howard (1935-1996), Writer

 

 

Change your thoughts and you change the world.

 

Harold R. McAlindon, Writer

 

 

Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people do that, but the really great make you feel that you, too, can become great.

 

Mark Twain (1835-1910), Writer

 

 

Three things in human life are important: The first is to be kind. The second is to be kind. And the third is to be kind.

 

Henry James (1843-1916), Writer

 

 

The thing that is really hard, and really amazing is giving up on being perfect and beginning the work of becoming yourself.

 

Anna Quindlen, Writer

 

 

Nothing is easy to the unwilling.

 

Nikki Giovanni, Poet

 

 

A moment’s insight is sometimes worth a life’s experience.

 

Oliver Wendell Holmes (1809-1894), Physician and writer